Friday, 18 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 75 - How to Play the Dating Game

Good afternoon Hoskamons

We have a bit of dating episode this week. Loyal listener Mr C sent pointed the Hosk towards a clip of some terrible dating videos and then I looked and found some of the worst dating video's out there. My favourite is this dude who says we could have a kid because kids can be good, they could bring us beer and food. I like the person who uses the term "man mouth". I also wrote recorded a story for my nephew and niece about the time I found an egg the size of a football, it's a true story because there are pictures and a newspaper cutting! Click here if you want to listen to that.

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Hosk Stand up
Internet Dating
morale Dilemma
wouldn't be good if you could train your pets to steal things
pint of spunk

random Hosk stuff
a random Hosk song about Hosks Half Hour
The office is completely empty!

News Nugget
Wind up vibrator - earth angel. The sexy way to save the world
85 pound fine for laughing whilst driving

There is a league of Gentlemen clip as well, back in the day when the League of Gentleman were bloody funny

dating clips
I'm very cultural
height is in the eye of the beholder
I live at home but I'm still cool
come into the room, you are the womb
we can give the egg and sperm to your sister.
It's about time to do the circle dance
and others but I am too tired to type them out

video
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Friday, 11 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 74 - X Factor versus Hosk Factor

It's time for a bit more X Factor fun, X Factor is show that makes the Hosk angry, angry like the Hulk.

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Hosk Thoughts
Judge watch - Louis Walsh is the most evil judge
Judges watch - Cheryl Cole
Judge watch - Danni (not Kylie) Minogue
X Factor Stand up
have you got the X Factor
X Factor is all about chosing popular songs

news nugget
you can't insult The Cowell even if they go to space

youtube
aggers is laughing - oh do stop stop it aggers
Ricky Gervais confronts Loius Walsh about insulting him

songs
donna - wants to be like Madonna
Ariel - I'm not a number, I'm a human being
tragedy
Eye of the Tiger

video
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Monday, 7 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 73 - Women are all different downstairs

I thought I better get back to basics and produce a standard Hosks Half Hour without any themes or reasons, just plain and simple Hosk nonsense. There are some fantastic quotes in this episode. Right click on this mp3 link or press play on the player below. Don't forget to spread the word of Hoskism to the world

Hosk Talk
a voracious reader
nhs = nazis - only in America
Women are all different downstairs
sun story - the dopey tattoo

New nuggest
A clothed man creates a riot at orgy
scientists study something

Hosk Stories
How to remember the U Shaped bloke
Hosk tries to drive away with half a hedge
Someone wasn't keen on Hosks Half Hour

Youtube stuff
trying to interview squeky man
laughing at there being only chickens

Songs
An Ashes Advert - we won the ashes by the way Aussie's

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Songs

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Friday, 4 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 72 - Laughing at the Worst X Factor Auditions

I have been watching the X factor, you better watch it now whilst the rubbish are on, this is what is known as the good bit. Soon it will turn into a marketing machine for the Xmas number one single. The Episode is a mix of terrible auditions, terrible attitude, terrible singers and Hosks thoughts on the whole X Factor Circus.

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Hoskbervations
Hosk is angry about the X Factor
X factor is back, woohoo
Hosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factor
do X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illness
X Factor Judge Cowell is broken down
The Best Cowell insults on the X Factor
how do they make the contestants on X Factor cry so much?

The Worst X factor songs I could find
Eye of the tiger
Tragedy by a chicken factory worker
The new Eminim
The Earth Song
she is the whole package but is quite lazy!

news nugget
Royal family accuse Simon Cowell of being a sponger

Questions
do people being shouted at by Cowell ever think about his high trousers
do the judges ever shout "What Year is this"
Don't be alarmed if Walsh doesn't like you if you are not
why doesnt Cowell sack that Walsh fella

video

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Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 71 - Have the yuppies evolved into something we haven’t named yet?

I have a bit more dribbling out of the tube with Credit Crunch written on it. It's a bit of a squeeze I thought but then all sort of stuff starting spewing everywhere. Don't worry next week I will be back attacking you with the random thoughts of the Hosk

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Hoskbervations
It's a banking crises
Marks and Spencers directory doesn't get bonus despite worst results in 20 years!
credit crunch casualty
stupid people
banks!
people who buy to let


video

songs
Gordon Gekko knows best -
music - Phillip Wilkerson
http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/
Artist - Altus
album - City of Ashes
http://www.altusmusic.ca/download.html
artist - My Awesome Mixtape
song - ode to poetry
Artist - C Gonzalez
Song - addsensor002
http://www.archive.org/details/addsensor002
Artist - everyone loves Irene
song -try try try - Money speech

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