Thursday, 10 December 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 83 - Hoskday 2008 - The Three Amigos


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this episode is live Hosk recording. It is the recording from Hoskday 2008. If you don't like to hear drunken people acting silly then I would give this episode a miss.

and remember kids, booze makes you funny, clever and irresistible to the opposite sex

the mp3 works but the video does not, I will fix it later

video


Music (not mine)
Atlus

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Friday, 4 December 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 82 - The Good, The Bad and the one armed

Here we go

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Hosk Stand up
swiss army knife
flies are fast but not fast enough
the good the bad and the ugly

random Hosk stuff
Trimming your hedge
for your furry friends
curly wurly
club biscuits
Business man -apprentice

Hosk Story
Hosk fights a one armed man

News Nugget
Drunken man stabbed in back
what is the strongest tentacle of an octopuses

Songs
Hosk song - Monkey Madness
The muppets sing Queen

video

Music (not mine)
Atlus

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Friday, 20 November 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 81 - Is it wrong to sleep with your stepdad after you mum dies?

This weeks title is a Google suggestion if you type in is it wrong.

actually it's a great game, type in some stuff into google and then look at the suggestions!!

it's a bit windy this week but hey the Hosk can't fight the elements. I also have some help from the mighty Shane Lee, he can only stand up 1 hour a day but he certainly makes the most of that hour!!

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Hosk Stand up
What do bankers get bonuses for?
sun headlines - Jedward!
Jack Dee the one trick pony
Why are the banks shut on Wednesday's!
why are the roads 20mph in Preston?

random Hosk stuff
We have a number of clips from the mighty Shane Lee, hear him Roar
except when he talks about the subject of peodo's

News Nugget
Britain's the ugliest in Europe
New Warning on Perfect Vagina's
What is google suggesting to you today?

Songs
Hosk song - Geoff's Mum

video

Music (not mine)
Atlus

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Friday, 13 November 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 80 - Friday afternoon is the longest afternoon

This week is Kelly inspired episode.

What does that mean, well you will just have to listen to it to work out.

There is a little bit of music from Chris Herbert and a little bit from me.

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video
Music (not mine)
Atlus

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Friday, 30 October 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 79 - Ducks Smoking vs Dogs Playing Snooker

I become a little bit obsessed with Beef Curtains this week, which isn't too bad

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Stand up
Hosk critique of Simon and Garfunkel song
who invented the term beef curtains
various beef curtain songs
Morale Dilemma -

Hosk Story
Full signature on card

news nuggets
giants breasts shock china
BBC change humpty dumpty words
man 112 marries teenager


Hosk quickies
Public service announcement - pulling finger
question - how long until sleepy time

Internet stuff
commentry of the film outlaw
Gervais, Pilkington and the other one - man with a chainsaw
horror trailer - the creeping hand

Songs
Hosk Song - Smoking Ducks featuring music from Atlus
Simon and Garfunkel - percular man


video

Music (not mine)
Atlus

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Friday, 23 October 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 78 - When Biscuits Attack

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click this

If you only down this on the weekend then there was an episode on Wednesday, which was pretty funny, so I would recommend you to check it out - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold!

Hosk Stand up
sun story - mum finds special film on son's mobile
Weekly X factor rant - they said she was Whitney H
The Soap Mythbuster - one loves whilst the other hates

random Hosk stuff
bomb disposal van command respect
Northern man goes to the pond

News Nugget
outrage as sweet porn hits the market
eating biscuits is a dangerous business

horror
cannibal girl

Songs
X Factor reply
Hosk drives off with book



video

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Wednesday, 21 October 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 77 - The Ducks Must Be Cold!

It's better late than never and here we have a very unusual mix of Hosky non, if you want the mp3 right click this


Hosk Stand up
burn those bra's and the knickers too
district nine
whose life is better - mine or a grouse

random Hosk stuff
Walking with the ducks

News Nugget
Changing lanes Now
Will Mellor comes to Birmingham
Boyzone get tattoo
popping bubbles to treat cancer

horror
The cat woman from the moon
superchick

Songs
Captain Kirk is climbing the mountain mini mix
TKD
cross the roundabout on the 3rd exit - dance mix



video

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Friday, 9 October 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 76 - ET2 - ET Strikes Back


Hey my brothers from a different Mothers

I had no episode at 11pm and then the Hosk burst into action and with a little help from his intergalactic friends he has got an episode together, it's because I'm a worker by day and a wild man by night. It also has some stand up type comedy about ET which I remember sending into BBC3 open mic competition. I can't believe they weren't interested in my intergalactic peado comedy.

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Hosk Stand up
ET - He is a funny little fella isn't he?
Film idea - ET2 - ET Strikes back
imagine if you laid an egg!

random Hosk stuff
People have been searching
reviewing Robbie Williams new lyrics

News Nugget
Perfume for dogs
man flashes arse to trick cops
record finger nails broken!
man had tag fitted to false leg

Internet clips
Horror film - the mutations
nice pussy
black angus
Mortal Kombat trailer
Mortal Kombat funny quotes

songs
Leeroy Jenkins min mix
Captain Kirk is climbing a mounting, why is he climbing a mountain


video


songs


Artist - Chris Herbert

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Friday, 18 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 75 - How to Play the Dating Game

Good afternoon Hoskamons

We have a bit of dating episode this week. Loyal listener Mr C sent pointed the Hosk towards a clip of some terrible dating videos and then I looked and found some of the worst dating video's out there. My favourite is this dude who says we could have a kid because kids can be good, they could bring us beer and food. I like the person who uses the term "man mouth". I also wrote recorded a story for my nephew and niece about the time I found an egg the size of a football, it's a true story because there are pictures and a newspaper cutting! Click here if you want to listen to that.

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Hosk Stand up
Internet Dating
morale Dilemma
wouldn't be good if you could train your pets to steal things
pint of spunk

random Hosk stuff
a random Hosk song about Hosks Half Hour
The office is completely empty!

News Nugget
Wind up vibrator - earth angel. The sexy way to save the world
85 pound fine for laughing whilst driving

There is a league of Gentlemen clip as well, back in the day when the League of Gentleman were bloody funny

dating clips
I'm very cultural
height is in the eye of the beholder
I live at home but I'm still cool
come into the room, you are the womb
we can give the egg and sperm to your sister.
It's about time to do the circle dance
and others but I am too tired to type them out

video
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Friday, 11 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 74 - X Factor versus Hosk Factor

It's time for a bit more X Factor fun, X Factor is show that makes the Hosk angry, angry like the Hulk.

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Hosk Thoughts
Judge watch - Louis Walsh is the most evil judge
Judges watch - Cheryl Cole
Judge watch - Danni (not Kylie) Minogue
X Factor Stand up
have you got the X Factor
X Factor is all about chosing popular songs

news nugget
you can't insult The Cowell even if they go to space

youtube
aggers is laughing - oh do stop stop it aggers
Ricky Gervais confronts Loius Walsh about insulting him

songs
donna - wants to be like Madonna
Ariel - I'm not a number, I'm a human being
tragedy
Eye of the Tiger

video
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Monday, 7 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 73 - Women are all different downstairs

I thought I better get back to basics and produce a standard Hosks Half Hour without any themes or reasons, just plain and simple Hosk nonsense. There are some fantastic quotes in this episode. Right click on this mp3 link or press play on the player below. Don't forget to spread the word of Hoskism to the world

Hosk Talk
a voracious reader
nhs = nazis - only in America
Women are all different downstairs
sun story - the dopey tattoo

New nuggest
A clothed man creates a riot at orgy
scientists study something

Hosk Stories
How to remember the U Shaped bloke
Hosk tries to drive away with half a hedge
Someone wasn't keen on Hosks Half Hour

Youtube stuff
trying to interview squeky man
laughing at there being only chickens

Songs
An Ashes Advert - we won the ashes by the way Aussie's

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video

Songs

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Friday, 4 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 72 - Laughing at the Worst X Factor Auditions

I have been watching the X factor, you better watch it now whilst the rubbish are on, this is what is known as the good bit. Soon it will turn into a marketing machine for the Xmas number one single. The Episode is a mix of terrible auditions, terrible attitude, terrible singers and Hosks thoughts on the whole X Factor Circus.

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Hoskbervations
Hosk is angry about the X Factor
X factor is back, woohoo
Hosk Song he would sing if he went on the X Factor
do X Factor contestants jump for joy when a family member dies or gets an fatal illness
X Factor Judge Cowell is broken down
The Best Cowell insults on the X Factor
how do they make the contestants on X Factor cry so much?

The Worst X factor songs I could find
Eye of the tiger
Tragedy by a chicken factory worker
The new Eminim
The Earth Song
she is the whole package but is quite lazy!

news nugget
Royal family accuse Simon Cowell of being a sponger

Questions
do people being shouted at by Cowell ever think about his high trousers
do the judges ever shout "What Year is this"
Don't be alarmed if Walsh doesn't like you if you are not
why doesnt Cowell sack that Walsh fella

video

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Tuesday, 1 September 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 71 - Have the yuppies evolved into something we haven’t named yet?

I have a bit more dribbling out of the tube with Credit Crunch written on it. It's a bit of a squeeze I thought but then all sort of stuff starting spewing everywhere. Don't worry next week I will be back attacking you with the random thoughts of the Hosk

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Hoskbervations
It's a banking crises
Marks and Spencers directory doesn't get bonus despite worst results in 20 years!
credit crunch casualty
stupid people
banks!
people who buy to let


video

songs
Gordon Gekko knows best -
music - Phillip Wilkerson
http://phillipwilkerson.blogspot.com/
Artist - Altus
album - City of Ashes
http://www.altusmusic.ca/download.html
artist - My Awesome Mixtape
song - ode to poetry
Artist - C Gonzalez
Song - addsensor002
http://www.archive.org/details/addsensor002
Artist - everyone loves Irene
song -try try try - Money speech

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