Wednesday, 31 December 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 58 - Introducing the Pasquarli Flapper Tongue Technique

Hello Everyone and welcome to the last Hoskcast of 2008. It is slightly Christmas themed but like most of the contents of Hosks Half Hour, I start talking about something and finishing talking about something completely different.

It is also a Hoskeyed view of Christmas which is seeing things at a completely different angle from most people but be warned you don't want to view the world in the eyes of the Hosk all the time.

I should also mentioned I have borrowed a little bit of stand up from excellent Jim Gaffigan, check out some of his stand up on his website here or just type his name into youtube and you will be rewarded. In fact go and buy his stand up cd/dvd.

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Hosk Standup
Christmas Lights and Wheezers
Crackers and Papers hats
The queens speech
Jesus is back

News Nuggets
the worst xmas tree ever
carol singers busted

Christmas Jokes
why doesn't ruddolf plan
why isn't santa good at his job
santa hats and where santa lives

Christmas Internet stuff
Odd Xmas Tidyings
no Ps3 but phone book
Jim Gaffigan talking xmas
Christmas Songs
Mr Hanky the xmas poo

if you enjoyed listening to this episode why not try an old episode like this one

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 21 - watch out for the death cakes

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Wednesday, 24 December 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 57 - The Wanking Christmas Monkey Episode

Merry Christmas everyone, here is an episode full of christmas songs and amusing stories and lots of terrible cracker jokes. If you are looking for Christmas laughs then come this way.

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Here are the contents of this christmas packed episode
Christmas Standup
Feed the world - thank god it's them!
The Wa
why was stay a christmas number 1

Christmas stories
Thin Ice
sad Christmas message

Christmas clips
ungrateful kids
AGHGHGGHGHGH XBOX AGHGHGHGGHGHH

Christmas songs
The Hosk Present song
the fucking xmas song

Christmas Jokes
why did santa get fired
four ducks
darth vader
its snow joke
gay secret agent


if you enjoyed listening to this episode why not try an old episode like this one

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 36 - Are girls giving you the big eye?

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Monday, 15 December 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 56 - Adding the Ho into Chav Nativity plays this xmas

Welcome to another Christmas episode of the comedy podcast Hosks Half Hour. This episode features a live performance of the Chav Nativity play you might have read in the papers, outrage at how they could get poor school children to talk like Chav's.

in this weeks funny podcast we have lots of other Christmas humour which is listed below

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Christmas Standup
Jesus is overated
The Chav Nativity play

Christmas Stories
terrible gifts
horrible santa decoration
ipod brats

Christmas Jokes
Guide book joke
snowmen and vampires
where do snowmen dnce

Christmas News
Schools ban raisins
brownies banned from carol service
mother complains about quality of free gifts

sketches
old man - kids don't know how lucky they are

Ho Ho Fucking Ho by Kevin Bloody Wilson - check him out very funny
two front teeth xmas song




if you aren't in the mood for Christmas or you just want to listen to more Hosks Half Hour why not try this link to an old episode - Hosks Half Hour - Episode 26 - What use is a merkin?

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 55 - No Christmas for the Jehovah's Witness

Hosks Half Hour the funny podcast is back with a new Christmas episode. It has songs, stand up, news nuggets, stories and lots of other funny xmas stuff. Enjoy and I have created some new jingles with the laughing clips which certainly had me laughing like a funny podcast should

xmas standup
Veggies season Christmas dinner
almost get kids the right presents

xmas stories
I got a Christmas card from Barry the milkman
dragons den idea
people will receive Woolies presents

news nuggets
woolworths is teeming
Santa hat prank

Christmas Jokes
mother in law pain
what's dad getting for xmas
why was the elf depressed

funny clips
Chumney Warner Xmas message

songs
Adam Sandler Christmas song - check him out very funny
No Christmas for the Jehovah's Witness - by Dusty Roze
Hosk sings I wish you a merry xmas
Wogan and Jones release a Christmas song

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Thursday, 11 December 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 54 - Christmas Comedy and laughing at Santa's bulging sack

Hosks Half Hour is here with a Christmas special !!!!!

Well Christmas is fast approaching so my thoughts have been focused on xmas. I thought I would listen to last years Christmas podcasts which I released in January, doh.

I thought I would mix last years two christmas podcasts into one super podcast and I think it well help us all get the into the Christmas spirit and look forward to the festivities that are heading our way.

Xmas Warnings
jealous of the box
don't go shopping after a pint on xmas eve
don't believe her when she says don't spend much

What Christmas is
don't make a snowmen make a snow....
reith lectures
Cliff Richard is Mr Xmas

Christmas Standup
people becoming eating machines
santa is watching you
Christmas to xmas
poor person has his birthday on Xmas
xmas sounds like a fungal disease

Xmas stories
Hosks dad versus the icicle

Xmas thoughts
I hate wrapping presents
Chickens versus turkeys
cheese
the Xmas Film

Xmas stuff
The worst Christmas presents ever given

sketches
Business man - xmas party
Fat kid - mums got funny head

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Thursday, 4 December 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 53 - Laughing in the face of Armageddon

This week I have the best laughing clips available to mankind, this is why humans are mad, to laugh at inappropriate times much to the amusement of the Hosk.

I have mixed laughing internet clips with funny Hosk stuff and some toilet humour.

my favourite clips are Armageddon, which is a story to put you off felching if you were weren't already and then we have someone trying to conduct an interview with ridiculously squeaky voiced man


Hosk Stories
I made a new naughty word

Hosk Fact
Penguins can jump six feet

Hosk Standup
the English language
hosk toilet airfreshner
what does pulling your finger out mean?

laughing clips
legover, boggy marsh and the Charlotte Green Today Show March 28 2008 are brought back because I wanted to the hear them again
Armageddon - odd hamster felching thing
squeaky voice man - this is brilliant very very funny
A weather women who bursts into laughter

other bits
a laughing montage collection, very funny

Mucks up


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Laughing clips
legover, Boggy M