Thursday, 24 July 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 44 - Avenge my Arseburger?

This week I am going all musical on your arse. I have included the Webb song sung (without his knowledge) by the Webb on his infamous appearance on dial a date or some cack dating program. This involved the producers of the show plucking a few of my drunken mates and asking them to record a date plea, very amusing and if you want some advice try to avoid lord of the rings chat when trying to impress women.

I am keeping faith with the swearathon because it brings me much mirth.

Songs
Webb
Rapping Reverend - vegetarian bum
potholes

Hosk Standup
killing two birds with one stone
watch out for the hot hisser

Hosk Stories
avenge me
rubbish late night TV
rolling back the years
car traffic hotline
stroking faces with feet
world war 3 is over
I always want to buy binoculars

Hosk Fact
swan could break your arm

News Nuggets
jury found doing sodukos
wife ditches husband for barman
drunken man stabbed in back

the muck up are there as always video
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Thursday, 17 July 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 43 - Proving swearing is big, clever and funny

Howdy my little Hoskalites and the Hoskcast is back and swearing it's little head off. Mr C sent me a clip with a Withnail and I swearathon and Hosk thought - I can do that, and do that he did. Very amusing even if I do say so myself.

We also have the first audio clip sent in by a listener this week, he is rightly bigging up the show.

A few of my favourite characters are back with the Drunken Philosopher, Geoff Lockerby (Northern man), Gary Barlow and the Business man dickwads.

Characters
Drunken Philosopher - samples some real ale
Business man - the apprentice
Gary Barlow - bloody aliens
Geoff Lockerby - has trouble buying an ice cream

News Nuggets
Councils ban brainstorming
teaching 4 year olds about sex

Hosk Stand up
pulling standards on holiday at new all time low
a swearathon


Hosk Stories
Hosk fights one armed man
nickleback song sucks arse man
Patrick Swayze trucker film!!!
fucking gang a swans waiting for me

Hosk fact
curley wurley on naked breast

Sun stories
women can't understand how she had sex

Spam
brilliant spam arriving in Hosk's inbox this week

muck ups
a lengthy muck ups this week



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Friday, 4 July 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 42 - Lodz part 4 - Meat Cake for Breakfast!

This is all about meaty cakes which you should never ever have for breakfast, in fact I'm not sure you would really want to have them at any time. The lodzy song will continue to worm it's way into your mind.

You can tell we are moving further on into the stag do as we start to sound less energetic and are tiring. We move from shouting and drunken actions into still be drunk but moving onto entertaining each other with stories.

We also move into a slighty more delirious state where normal things start to become very funny indeed.

WATCH OUT FOR THE CAKES IN POLAND, they aren't what they seem.

funny quotes to watch out for
meaty cakey pasty cake
she was a little belter that one
I said to my mum the other day, vodka and coke goes down like mothers milk
I bet that put you off meat cake for life didn't it?
never will boozing become boring, not on my watch!
He was an absolute disgrace, I was
I'm sure my Dad could have got up to some of the shit I have done


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