Friday, 27 June 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 41 - Queen apologizes for swan attack

Women aren't cock hungry wenches, I thought I would tell you that just in case you didn't know, I didn't know this until someone told me last week, shocking stuff I'm always the last to know

this week as usual I'm talking about shits, sexy pictures and the queen getting swans to attack 6 year old girls.

I laughed a lot this this week about myself mentioning bloody shits and me telling the story of someone taking a picture of a huge poo at work. With the comment of "you had to make you own entertainment in those days"

some nice quotes this week

when I go out binge drinking on the weekend
they should have special booze for kids
don't dribble on people who aren't your friends
the meaning of life is you are the peanut on the shit
who the fuck uses corn hole?
and I got stung on the fanny by a tarantula
one minute wet is good, wet ladies, the next minute wet is bad, wet fart?
your Dad is sharking in on your girlfriend

The contents of this weeks episode

Hosk Standup
religious backlash from Doctor Who watchers
stuff on the Internet isn't totally true shocker

Hosk Fact
it's illegal to do the Nazi salute and goose step in Germany!

Hosk Story
dog dribbles on Hosk's trousers
do you want some sexy pictures?
taking picture of poo in toilet seems normal?
I typed Hosk into the Internet and it exploded.
I had a dream last night
a gaggle of kids hanging over bridges?
why are wets dreams good but wet farts bad?

New Nuggets
Queen apologies for swan attack
the problem with binge drinking
man reveals how snake bit his penis

Sun Stories
Parents don't have bum chin
texts - how do I find 2 women who are into threesomes

song
in the beginning
lodzy lodzy lodzy

finishing off with the muck ups


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Friday, 20 June 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 40 - Lodz part 3 - Zero tolerance

We still in the lovely Lodz and listening to this you have to say well done Lodz for surviving the invasion

This episode includes the fantastic and infamous Zero Tolerance discussion. So if we have learnt one thing, it's not to party with Wiggy.

One of the group tries to put his knob through his wedding ring in the middle of a crowded pub.


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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 39 - Lodz part 2 - where is Europe's seconds biggest fountain?

Now we go on to the saturday of the trip to Lodz in Poland and it involved much boozing and talking about the location of the second largest fountain in Europe? Locky and Webb step up the mark with some fantastic drunken gibberish.

Full to the brim with drunken logic and foul mouthed ranting, just what we all like



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Friday, 13 June 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 38 - Lodz Stag do part 1

Todays episode is a Stag do special from my trip to Lodz, it is a fine blend of story telling, live recordings, quotes from Lodz in your pocket and live chat from our favourite Polish man Bernard Hoskoskhy.

So if you have never been to Poland and Lodz, which is the second biggest city in Poland but is a bit run down. The plus side is they have the second largest fountain in Europe and loads of bars and the booze is fairly cheap. So if you haven't been this is the podcast for you, so you can decide if you want to Poland.

For those of you who attending the Stag do, I believe we may have been more pished than we knew at the time.

No humans were injured during this recording


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Friday, 6 June 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 37 - Do you know someone who is abusing the power of prayer?

Howdy people I just thought I would let you know I work at speed, I’m a work cheetah. I’m back from a week off with a mixture of stuff with details such as Bat’s out of hell go 25 miles an hour and flowers are waving at the bees. Why don't religious people pray for 3 breasted women and 5 legged chickens

New nugget
Judges aren’t allowed to wear makeup
Flowers are waving to the Bees
Granny brings in with hangbag full of grenades
Cyclist kills person whilst furiously cycling

Hosk Standup
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Why are pools Kidney bean shaped?
Are people abusing the power of Prayer

Sketches
Benard Hoskoskhy – she is considered one of the ugliest women in Poland

Hosk Story
I shit myself
Why can you only open one work draw
Have you ever heard of uncle Ben’s Podcast
What happens if you type you name into the internet
Advice from the commander
Why are wet dreams bad

Hosk Facts
Hosk learns the word Matricide

End with Muck ups


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