Friday, 23 May 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 36 - Are girls giving you the big eye?

Welcome people to the 40th episode of Hosks Half Hour and just remember its hard talk to when you friending off cramp.

My favourite quote this week from the Internet's funniest podcast is "my rod is so big it can be shared between five mouths"

Indeed

Sketches
Unexpected new – Atomic wedgie for Darling
Bernard Hoskoshky – Peterborough is dangerous man
Mark E Smith – Finger of Fudge
When Nature attacks – ginger cats

Hosk Stories
Hosk has a groin strain
If you had a potion to cause impotence would you use it
Toilet talk
Sporty magic tree air freshener

Hosk Facts
Someone invents oxygen

News Nugget
Pirates make a comeback with grenade lauchers
Cows are the biggest threat to the planet
Plain unlucky
Sonic screwdriver man

Spammy goodness
Spam folder - make your weapon esteemed
Spam poetry

And massive load of muck ups


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Friday, 16 May 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 35 - Penis thefts' cause panic

Here is this weeks collection of Bon Mots and thoughts from the Hosk, We start off with a big of Briggs this week and then it just gets better and better until we reach the finale of the muck ups

Hosk Investigates
Apprentices explain differences between Halal and Kosher meat

Sketches
Unexpected new – Gillian McKeith is what she eats
Gary Barlow – Robbie gives comedy awards to wrong person
Benard Hoskoshky – go back to Poland
Colonel Filth – Are you Janice’s boy

Hosk Fact
The genesis of the word idiot

Film idea - Biff Reece Jones

Hosk Stories
Hosk story – I told them about you starring in a sex show
Hosk goes to the sandwich shop with pound coin boy and luncheon meat boy
I went into my local corner shop and got all philosophical on its arse

New Nugget
Penis thefts' cause panic in the congo
Darwin awards – idiots are always pushing back the boundaries
Dinosaurs were shagging when they were eight


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Friday, 9 May 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 34 - Warning when it isn’t an air biscuit it could be a meatloaf

This week we usher back to of my favourites, the northern man Geoff Lockerby and the Business Man Dom McCready. Another favourite part of this episode is the inspirational marketing leaflet sent to the Hosk from the milkman - Wall mounted can crusher anyone?

Sketches
Business man – attends a meeting
Benard Hoskoshky – toad in the hole
Geoff Lockerby – goes out to buy some corn beef hash
Drunken Philosopher – tries staying in

Stand up
The Milk Deliveries Leaflet
Being a conductor is the easiest job in the world

Hosk Stories
Hosk goes to the dentists – plaque is a never tiring foe
When a biscuit isn’t of the air variety it could be a loaf of the meat variety – what age should you stop pooing yourself in public?
Hoskcast is a word made up by the Hosk – who would have guessed it?
Misleading cash points
Hosks Mum is in for a shock when she buys Raymond Chandler book

News nugget
Sperm donor awareness
The prisoners dilemma
MP’s are enraged when they find out they are being bugged

Sun Stories
Brother has tricky problem

We finish off with the muck ups



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Wednesday, 7 May 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 33 - Gymnasts lose points for removing leotard from arse!

I thought I would sneak in a midweek episode of Hosks Half Hour, it's a bit unusual with rapping Reverand and odd stories about dogs. Still that's the way the world is heading these days isn't it.

There also could be a record for the amount of times the words naked chubbers is mentioned? Although I will need to confirm with Norris Mcwhirter on that

This is what is included in the worlds funniest podcast in this episode

Sketches
Did we win the war despite Waddle missing a penalty?
A local singer
Prostitutes are illegal
Driving around
Proclaimers joke

Hosk Stories
Going to Tesco’s
Gymnasts lose points for removing leotard from arse
Penis envy – look the penis stretching device!
Don’t hotcock yourself
I wonder what Leonard Nimoy is up to
A word a day – polyglot
Definition of sad - The Hosk is at home Saturday night watching cable guy
Man Stroke women is wanky

Songs
The Rapping Reverend
The Hosk does his paper work
The odd dog story

News nugget
To catch a peado you have to become a peado
John Prescott suffered from Bulimia for ten years

Sun letters
Tot killed sex

Muck ups



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Thursday, 1 May 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 32 - God is a modelling nerd!

Get that friday 3 day weekend bank holiday feeling, start it off with a bit of Hoskcast or Podchat as it has also been known as. This weeks funny podcast includes the usual mix of sketches, stories, standup and news related humour all tweaked, stretched, speeded up and slowed down much to my amusement

Sketches
Mark E Smith - Pick and Mix
Drunken Philisphor - the future is a two pint glass
Hosk interviews Hosk - what is it your fear
Grandpa Jack - keep your pecker up
unexpected news - Jamie Oliver attacks chubby boy

Hosk Standup
God is a modelling nerd
radio adverts don't work

Hosk Stories
Hosk has a hair cut
What is the taste of England
watching man on crutches making Tea
Hosk is the worst consultant ever

News Nuggets
Mark E Smith would happily kill a squirral
Estate agents killing

Sun Letters
best friend goes out with granny

muck ups




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