Wednesday, 19 March 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 26 - What use is a merkin?

Here you go people. Only one episode this week as the Hosk is off to New York next week

Sketches
Mark E Smith - he has some problems buying Roast Beef Monster Munch
Northern Man - he is out in the park feeding the ducks and then, oh no
Drunken Philosopher - tries his hand at a pub quiz machine
Back to nature - looking at squirrels
Mika - tricking kids with just a packet of lemon bon bons

Stand up
I was thinking about merkins
What did the people say on the TAKE THAT help line
Kate Nash has a 1970's face
Wedding invitations

News Nuggets
old dog, new tricks
Basil Brush is a racist
women makes boyfriend have breast reduction surgery

Hosk Stories
Hosk is sent on a very important mission to retrieve the golden booklet

Dad Joke
I brought some HP sauce

Muck ups



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Friday, 14 March 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 25 - Frankenstein fruits and broccoli pills

This week Hosk attempts to make driving to Bradford funny, a stern test for anyone. There are numerous audio parts of Hosks exciting journey from poems to songs to describing the random thoughts biting Hosks brain

Sketches
Morrissey – how the smiths wrote girlfriend in coma
Business man – his son wants some money to buy a skateboard
Fat kid – Jamie Oliver stops unhealthy food
Hosk interviews Hosk – why do you say penis so much?

Hosk Standup
Footballers heaping praise, lets do the same, start heaping you mothers
The budget is rubbish
The house of commons is full of cows

News Nugget
Man bets 2 million at William Hill and then tries to sue them for letting
News nugget – wrong number leads to engaged tone
Scientists – Frankenstein fruits and how much do you love your country
News nugget – farting man gets blown over

The Journey log
A song
The tom tom game
Bears on the left
A poem dedicated to northerners
Do northerners have satellites?
The muntaz head quarters!

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Wednesday, 12 March 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 24 - Farting Theory Explained

In this weeks episode we have lots of new jingles which are rocking with their bad horror movie style

Sketches
Mark E Smiths has problems buying a sherbet dib Dab.
The Drunken Philosopher gets chucked out of the pub
The 42 inch TV sketch
The Doctor Depression sketch

Hosk Stories
Extra tomato's for the man who doesn't like tomato's
Why is Hosks girlfriend called Madame Whiplash
Willie Thorne visits Hosks work and a bit of history about Mr Maximum. Also Willie Thorne is rhyming slag for something!!!!

Hosk Standup
The Fart Theory explained

New Nuggets
Spacewalks sound to easy
104 sprinter sets new world record
The worlds longest ear hair

titbits
Lets bring back the insult Knob cheese, call someone a knob cheese today
Mucks ups
The finale is pub talk



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Friday, 7 March 2008

Hosks Half Hour – Episode 23 – Sexercise yourself to good health

In this weeks episode we have the follow

Sketches
The Business man is back dickwads
The drunken philosopher
Grandpa Jack

Sun letters
Promiscuous women, a boyfriend who has aids and a husband who pays a hitman.

Hosk Stuff
Watch out for the smoking ducks
Do you suffer from ipod ear?
Women look at faces men look at bodies
Tommy – he sure plays a mean pinball
Hosk is annoying in the car

News nuggets
Quick get prince Harry out from Afghanistan
Nhs say sexercise you way to good health
Man punches man in toilet
The amazing pet frog
scientist spends 10 years working out why we have traffic jams


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Tuesday, 4 March 2008

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 22 - The most cringe worthy audio ever part 2

Here is the Hosks Half Hour, live from the local pub. This episode is excellent for is embarrassing and cringe worthy moments.

Its a mixture of booze and some people who have been out for a while and Hosk talking rude and asking ridiculous questions.

The highlight is getting chucked back into the pub for singing ICE ICE BABY. An explanation of Docking. A discussion about growlers and how to spot one from 20 paces. Hosk dons a man bag but this doesn't mean I darn my own socks. We also learn what a womens bow ties things are but I have forgotten but if you want to know listen to the podcast.



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