Friday, 10 April 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 67 - Giving stupid answers to clever questions


The main part of this weeks episode is stupid answers to quiz questions, yes its like someone managed to round up the idiots who appeared on Family fortunes every week and then gave them some more difficult questions which they get even more amusingly wrong

News Nuggets
ugly women with stupid name takes the piss out of Grand national winner
snogging gran scares off baliff
lets dance for god
person had six organs taken out!

Hosk Standup
Sun Letters - holiday laughs 
sun letters - one mans problems is another mans dreams
Funny Food

Other Stuff
Random Goody Radio 

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Thursday, 26 March 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 66 - Telling you what men are thinking

This week we have my favourite sun story ever, which has the line

"whilst having sex with my boyfriend, I suddenly saw my boss naked at the door, who then asked if he could join in"

I bet Dear Deidre must have fell off her stool when she read that letter.  

We have the usual news nuggets and this week we have a bit of TKD and Hosks exam revision sends him a bit mental.

and lots of other cheeky stuff

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Thursday, 5 March 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 65 - The podcast where children get ticks for swearing

This week I'm talking about Mr Tool, making sure you are peeling banana's the right way up, playing the game - Guess what I have in my sandwiches and including lots of lovely news nuggets.

I also include the TKD song because I am currently having to learn Korean again and I will tell you what, it's all foreign to me.

also scientists have discovered rotten eggs make men with floppy willies get hard!  bollocks to that.

Hosk Stories
guess what Hosk has for lunch
mate busted after caught picking nose by loved one
Mr Tool
eating oranges if fun

News Nuggets
The smell of rotten eggs gets you horny
12 hour sexy orgy kills man
attacking cricketers

Hosk Standup
BBQ Fuel at petrol stations
poor bob at hotmail, he was spammed to death
how to peel a banana

Other Stuff
sun letter - wife illness forces bloke to have sex 
TKD song

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Sunday, 1 March 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 64 - The Origins of pancake day

Well Hello there Mr HassleHosk indeed.


I made three new jingles this week with these catchy names

JINGLE - CAT ON A LEAD
JINGLE - HITLER VERSUS CHAPLIN
JINGLE - URGHG PIGS

hmmm interesting, it's a fun packed episode this week with talk about pancake day, how to draw penisesisiesiseseiss, how to draw Wogan out from a bush from the bottom of your garden and all sorts of stuff.

There is also a quick song with the words HassleHosk, which is something I call myself, it's a mixture of Hosk and David HassleHoff, Awesome


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Saturday, 14 February 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 63 - Oi You, It's Valentine's day, knickers off!

This week it's not a valentine's day special, hooray because we all know valentine's day is a rip invented by the evil "card people", unless of course you can get you lady friend to dress up in sexy underwear and give you a right good shagging in exchange for some flowers and a card.

it's a mixed bag this week with quite a few news nuggets mostly about people setting fire to things, we also have a randy dad in the sun stories.  So make sure you expect the unexpected, although now I have told you will be expecting it, bugger.

here is zee contents

Hosk Stories
bloody geese
Sun stories - Randy dad

News Nuggets
man lights up fridge
tortoise sets fire to house
dildo street

Hosk Standup
Microsoft employees interview question
work makes you think about food
expect the unexpected
movie cliche - bumming
Other Stuff
Hosk interviews hosk
Valentine's day messages
the cinema story
sweathon
fuck ups

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Thursday, 5 February 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 62 - Snow Snow Glorious Snow

It's a snow themed episode this week, well you just can't avoid the stuff can you.  Every day you wake up hoping you won't be able to drive down the road and every bloody day you can manage it, then you watch gangs of teenagers menacingly holding snow balls, I'll SNOWBALL THEM

here is zee contents

Hosk Stories
Hosks falls over
what's chinese chicken taste like
bbc full of snow pictures

News Nuggets
london snowed under
long ears

Hosk Standup
who cast Tom as a Nazi?
sun stories - how do i tell my friend
geese read the art of war!

Other Stuff
biff reece jones
gummi bears
a funny Hosk noise
Derick the agony aunt

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Thursday, 22 January 2009

Hosks Half Hour - Episode 61 - Tom Cruise is a Nazi!!

This week we have lots of talk about Nazi's, Tom Cruise is a Nazi or should I say he plays one but what kind.   Prince  Harry and his Jug eared Dad are racists but we aren't sure if they are Nazi, although Harry does have a Nazi fancy dress costume just hanging about, hmmmm


we have lots of good stuff, talk about baldness, making funny noises, George Foreman grills, sun stories and lots of other funny stuff

Hosk Stories
Hosk says HWHAHGAHGGA
attacked by a fly and Bob Monkhouse
Hosk talks to Hosk about fat kids
I'm going bald, NOOOOOoooo
boring person reports book theft

Hosk Standup
I love and hate my George Foreman
Sun stories - I cant stop flashing my boobs on the internet

News Nuggets
a Mengagement ring
Prince Harry and his dad are racist

Other Stuff
Hosk song - Vicious Geese
swearathon 61
muck ups

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