Hosks Half Hour - Episode 67 - Giving stupid answers to clever questions

The main part of this weeks episode is stupid answers to quiz questions, yes its like someone managed to round up the idiots who appeared on Family fortunes every week and then gave them some more difficult questions which they get even more amusingly wrong

News Nuggets

ugly women with stupid name takes the piss out of Grand national winner

snogging gran scares off baliff

lets dance for god

person had six organs taken out!

Hosk Standup

Sun Letters - holiday laughs 

sun letters - one mans problems is another mans dreams

Funny Food

Other Stuff

Random Goody Radio 

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 66 - Telling you what men are thinking

This week we have my favourite sun story ever, which has the line

"whilst having sex with my boyfriend, I suddenly saw my boss naked at the door, who then asked if he could join in"

I bet Dear Deidre must have fell off her stool when she read that letter.  

We have the usual news nuggets and this week we have a bit of TKD and Hosks exam revision sends him a bit mental.

and lots of other cheeky stuff

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 65 - The podcast where children get ticks for swearing

This week I'm talking about Mr Tool, making sure you are peeling banana's the right way up, playing the game - Guess what I have in my sandwiches and including lots of lovely news nuggets.

I also include the TKD song because I am currently having to learn Korean again and I will tell you what, it's all foreign to me.

also scientists have discovered rotten eggs make men with floppy willies get hard!  bollocks to that.

Hosk Stories

guess what Hosk has for lunch

mate busted after caught picking nose by loved one

Mr Tool

eating oranges if fun

News Nuggets

The smell of rotten eggs gets you horny

12 hour sexy orgy kills man

attacking cricketers

Hosk Standup

BBQ Fuel at petrol stations

poor bob at hotmail, he was spammed to death

how to peel a banana

Other Stuff

sun letter - wife illness forces bloke to have sex 

TKD song

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 64 - The Origins of pancake day

Well Hello there Mr HassleHosk indeed.

I made three new jingles this week with these catchy names

JINGLE - CAT ON A LEAD

JINGLE - HITLER VERSUS CHAPLIN

JINGLE - URGHG PIGS

hmmm interesting, it's a fun packed episode this week with talk about pancake day, how to draw penisesisiesiseseiss, how to draw Wogan out from a bush from the bottom of your garden and all sorts of stuff.

There is also a quick song with the words HassleHosk, which is something I call myself, it's a mixture of Hosk and David HassleHoff, Awesome

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 63 - Oi You, It's Valentine's day, knickers off!

This week it's not a valentine's day special, hooray because we all know valentine's day is a rip invented by the evil "card people", unless of course you can get you lady friend to dress up in sexy underwear and give you a right good shagging in exchange for some flowers and a card.

it's a mixed bag this week with quite a few news nuggets mostly about people setting fire to things, we also have a randy dad in the sun stories.  So make sure you expect the unexpected, although now I have told you will be expecting it, bugger.

here is zee contents

Hosk Stories

bloody geese

Sun stories - Randy dad

News Nuggets

man lights up fridge

tortoise sets fire to house

dildo street

Hosk Standup

Microsoft employees interview question

work makes you think about food

expect the unexpected

movie cliche - bumming

Other Stuff

Hosk interviews hosk

Valentine's day messages

the cinema story

sweathon

fuck ups

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 62 - Snow Snow Glorious Snow

It's a snow themed episode this week, well you just can't avoid the stuff can you.  Every day you wake up hoping you won't be able to drive down the road and every bloody day you can manage it, then you watch gangs of teenagers menacingly holding snow balls, I'll SNOWBALL THEM

here is zee contents

Hosk Stories

Hosks falls over

what's chinese chicken taste like

bbc full of snow pictures

News Nuggets

london snowed under

long ears

Hosk Standup

who cast Tom as a Nazi?

sun stories - how do i tell my friend

geese read the art of war!

Other Stuff

biff reece jones

gummi bears

a funny Hosk noise

Derick the agony aunt

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Hosks Half Hour - Episode 61 - Tom Cruise is a Nazi!!

This week we have lots of talk about Nazi's, Tom Cruise is a Nazi or should I say he plays one but what kind.   Prince  Harry and his Jug eared Dad are racists but we aren't sure if they are Nazi, although Harry does have a Nazi fancy dress costume just hanging about, hmmmm

we have lots of good stuff, talk about baldness, making funny noises, George Foreman grills, sun stories and lots of other funny stuff

Hosk Stories

Hosk says HWHAHGAHGGA

attacked by a fly and Bob Monkhouse

Hosk talks to Hosk about fat kids

I'm going bald, NOOOOOoooo

boring person reports book theft

Hosk Standup

I love and hate my George Foreman

Sun stories - I cant stop flashing my boobs on the internet

News Nuggets

a Mengagement ring

Prince Harry and his dad are racist

Other Stuff

Hosk song - Vicious Geese

swearathon 61

muck ups

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